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“But when they were not arguing, their boredom became so oppressive that one day the old woman was driven to say, 'I'd like to know which is worse: to be raped a hundred times by pirates, to have one buttock cut off, to run the gauntlet in the Bulgar army, to be whipped and hanged in an auto-da-fé, to be dissected, to be a galley slave—in short, to suffer all the miseries we've all gone through—or to stay here doing nothing.'"
To find out which is worse - suffering life's worst vicissitudes or living a life where nothing happens - read this thesis. There may be a silver lining involving leisure and cultivating your garden.
Kacura, April, "Cultivating Your Garden: An Exploration into Boredom and Distress in Voltaire's Candide" (2020). Integral Program Senior Essays. 40.